Wednesday, 17 October 2007

They ARE all out to get you!!!

Conspiracies and other such stuff -

Chris was online looking up weird and wonderful things last night (as is his want!!) and........actually I should probably explain what inspired his search for all that is strange in our world. Have you ever heard of David Shayler? He is the blokey who used to work for MI5 that was prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act for passing documents to the Mail on Sunday. Well, he went to University in Dundee with Chris's sister Jo (you know.....the one with the pig fan!!) which is why, when Chris heard rumours that he'd gone a bit David Icke (He's the guy who said that he was the son of god when being interviewed by Terry Wogan), he went looking to see what he 'd said....You following this so far......good.....so anyway he has just announced that (and I quote) 'I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness). As the Holy Spirit is God incarnate as essence, I am God incarnated as spirit and man'. So does that make David Icke and David Shayler brothers then?

So, that was why Chris was online looking up weird and wonderful things.....and he found this website Above Top Secret. I don't think I have ever laughed so much in my life - apparently Hillary Clinton and Paul McCartney are actually huge walking reptilians (and there are video's to prove it.....which you can watch here). My other favourite was that Star Gates are real because the Egytptians and Mesopotamian (Who?) had them and that all you have to do is to look to the ancient texts to figure it out (Apparently stories from an Ancient City called Sumer about Star Gates were also found in the texts of the Hindu Mahabarata, The Hebrew Torah and even ones from ancient China. Incidentally - Sumer is where Iraq is now).

Our conversation went something like this

'Some of the points here are extremely well articulated' (Chris)
'Does that make them any more believable?'
*pause*
'They are extremely well articulated' which was followed by 'What do you know anyway......your currently playing with cat poo!!' (I was cleaning the cat's litter tray!!)

So in conclusion - if it's well articulated and there is video to prove it then it MUST be true!!

2 comments:

Lane said...

Haaaa.
And did you read in the comments that Hillary is 'plug ugly too'.

Carol and Chris said...

That made me laugh too!!

C x